feb. 02, 2006

Sæðisfrymisöngurinn

Ákveðið lag er búið að hljóma í hausnum á mér síðan Múhameðsmyndamálið kom upp á yfirborðið fyrir nokkru síðan. Ég hef mikið verið að velta því fyrir mér hvernig múslimar hefðu tekið þessu gríni Monty Python sem veltu sér upp úr því að gera grín að kaþólikkum og mótmælendum með því að gera grín að fjölskyldumynstri, kynlífi og því að fórna börnum fyrir læknisfræðilegar tilraunir vegna þess að fjölskyldan átti hvort sem er nóg af þeim. Hér fylgir textinn:


Every Sperm is Sacred

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Endurtekið

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Háttvirtur Bragi reit 22.02.06 10:59
Háttvirtir rituðu:

Og hvurt var lagið undir þessum líka fína texta?

Athugasemd eftir Arndís reit 22.02.06 13:31

Uuuu sko, þetta er lagið, þ.e. textinn að laginu. Ef þú hefur ekki séð myndina þá er það náttlega sök sem ber að refsa með opinberri hýðingu. Eða bara með því að horfa á myndina. Meaning of Life.

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